The Anorexic Pig

Look what someone's selling on Ebay now....




This piece of 'artwork' is a "One off sale of unique Piggy Artwork sculpture."

According to the blurb:

"Anorexic is an ironic piece of Artwork consisting of a male pig suffering from the illness Anorexia. Everyday this poor creature is disgusted with his own reflection in the mirror. This is an ironic twist of the saying 'Greedy as a pig' if only this pig had someone to re-assure him he looked ok.
This is a one off piece and would look good on any office desk. Don't miss this chance for a one off classic........
M&S cooler bag is not included i'm afraid..."


I'd love it if this actually went for some money, because basically it's just a foam pig ripped in half, with a pencil jammed in between them! In fact, get rid of the word basically, that's EXACTLY what it is!

Check it out now, you funksoul brother